my mom convinced me that it was a great idea to let her cut my bangs the night before senior portraits (it wasnt)
I think I wore headbands for the rest of senior year.
Not me personally, but the south-asian (not entirely sure where it originated from) legend of the "Whistler/Whistle Man" scared my siblings shitless since my mom recited it to them to make them fall asleep. Story goes, kids who stay up late will hear a whistle, and that whistle will…
I was 3000 matches deep into tinder before finding my boyfriend on there, the amount of hilariously gross but sometimes endearing messages I had to go through to find a decent human being was insane
spongebob, icarly, courage the cowardly dog, ed edd and eddy, flapjack, anything on adult swim, Pokemon, basically anything on tv because it corrupted the mind and it was sinful
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