1. The person who might want to stick to a bicycle:
2. The person who just bankrupted their company:
3. The person who missed a left at Ocean Avenue and accidentally took a right into the literal ocean:
4. The person who ordered a rug for ANTS:
5. The person who loves their dog very much, I'm sure:
6. The person who is the proud owner of a brand new water bed:
7. The person who will be shaving their mirror until the cows come home:
8. The person whose laptop just got a bit wavey:
9. The person who, I'm pretty sure, gets free gas for life now:
10. The person whose car has a cool, new, rugged texture:
11. The person who is apparently living in the Mesozoic Era:
12. The person whose package is so close yet so far:
13. The person who got a special treat at the waterpark:
14. The person who is about to learn some very fancy footwork:
15. The person whose credit card is with the angels now:
16. The person who has to stop dumping raw oil down their sink:
17. The person who's going to have to hit customs with the classic "dog ate my passport" excuse:
18. The person who got a little extra protein with their berries:
19. The person who just got straight-up gooped up:
20. The person who learned a valuable lesson about nocturnal sandwiches:
21. The person who is about to lose very terribly:
22. The person who dropped their keys into THE ABYSS:
23. The person who found a furry little friend on their straw:
24. The person who experienced a banana NIGHTMARE:
25. The person who saw very chill situation at the store:
26. The person who didn't realize their underwear was already occupied:
27. The brand new Papa Smurf:
28. The person who gave the zoo animals a show they won't soon forget:
29. The person who made an enemy for life today:
30. The person who ID card just became an I-Don't card:
31. The person who had a human nightlight at their movie theater:
32. The person whose car is now the habitat of several new species:
33. The person who is apparently turning their trunk in a hot tub:
34. The person who found out about a fun, exciting, new ailment today:
35. The person who did not follow the advice given to them:
36. The person whose curiosity got the best of them:
37. The person who learned about a fun new machine today:
38. The person whose car is trapped until the end of time:
39. The person who will never walk comfortably in their home again:
40. The person who shall be forever clenching their rear-end in their new jeans:
41. The person whose new boots were about a size or two too small:
42. The person whose loaf of bread got a delicious soak:
43. The person whose top and bottom are now in pain:
44. The person whose forklift went Elf-Shoe-Mode:
45. The person whose dream car just became a hot commodity:
46. The person who got bested by a little ol' chicken:
47. The person who was kind enough to share their drink with some furry friends:
48. The person whose kitchen is really humming with the smell of burned plastic:
49. The person whose keyboard lost its battle with the almighty Sun:
50. And Suburban Hulk:

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