Bartenders Are Sharing The Things They Absolutely Hate That Customers Do And I'm Embarrassed To Say I've Done Some Of These

Please, don't be that person.

Posted on May 23, 2024

by Dave StoperaViral News Only Staff

These include: the most-read post in Viral News Only history, this ode to grocery store music, the new and improved high school GED test, and this stunning exposé.

Ray Liotta laughing

"Sorry man, I dropped my drink, can I have a new one for free?" Text overlay on an image of Tobey Maguire with text below: "i missed the part where that's my problem."

A bartender shaking a drink

A bunch of napkins in a cup

"No, it's the bartender who's wrong"

"Please don't say damn when you hear the price"

A laminated drink recipe

Samuel L. Jackson in "Pulp Fiction"

A receipt for a drink order

A little boy spilling juice on the floor

People at the bar

Robert Downey Jr. rolling his eyes

"Is this love?"

"Don't be this guy"

Tweet from a bartender saying she carried 4 pints and they wondered where the other 3 were

A bunch of bar tabs and credit cards

Two men and a woman at a bar. The first man appears frustrated while the woman, wearing a coat, seems inquisitive. Text reads, "He SAID it's the BLUE CHASE card."

When you tell a customer they can't be served if they are falling asleep at the bar and they reply, "It's okay, I got plenty of sleep last night!"

SpongeBob on the phone and drained of energy

pina colada order reading extra creamy

"a group of assholes suddenly walking in"

Chairs on top of the bar

Image of a receipt with the text, "3 LEMON DROP ! MAKE 4" and a caption above, "When servers expect bartenders to turn water into wine."

A tweet from @hxlprncss reads: "ppl will come up to my bar like 'i’ll do another round of what I had last time' as if y’all all don’t look like the anchovies from spongebob to me."

A man crying and taking a photo

"but I figured if he thought I was stupid, he'd quit trying to order cocktails at a dive bar"

"You sly dog, you had me monologuing"

"Pay for a double"

Charlie looking manic with a cigarette in his hand

A meme with one student holding a tuba over another's head. Text reads: "Rabid Conspiracy Theories", "me, just trying to make it through a day behind the bar", "53 year old man"

A train hitting a bus

Bar with numerous beer taps and a large chalkboard menu listing various draft beer options. Text overlay asks, "Do you guys have draft beer?"

Top: A cashier asks, "Do you have an ID?" Bottom: Jack Sparrow replies, "No. Much better. A photo of an ID."

A meme with Kathryn Hahn winking, captioned, "Sure bar patron I've never met, I'll 'hook it up'." User @therealmattyr

Tito's and vodka

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