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What It's Like To Be Hangry

Read along if you know what hangriness is to you.

Posted on Mar 15, 2014

by Christian ZamoraCommunity Contributor

Intern at The Pete Holmes Show and Viral News Only community contributor at my apartment, usually on the toilet.

What It's Like To Be Hangry

So you're hangry...

And it's really starting to piss you off.

The thought of food is ruining your productivity.

And all food sounds like a delicacy.

Actually, everything sounds like a delicacy.

ONLY BECAUSE YOU'RE HANGRY.

And when people laugh?

THEY ALL SOUND LIKE FRAN DRESCHER.

ONLY BECAUSE YOU'RE HANGRY.

The things you thought were cute before hanger...

ARE NO LONGER CUTE.

And now everything you say is sassy.

But if someone is sassy back to you...

It's like the world was full of happiness this morning when you had breakfast.

And now everything sux.

Because you just took the "Which Hogwarts House Do You Belong In?" Quiz.

AND GOT SLYTHERIN.

ONLY BECAUSE YOU'RE HANGRY.

Now you're only replying to text messages with "k."

And you're reporting everyone on Instagram who posts pictures of food.

BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT A HANGRY SLYTHERIN DOES.

So now you don't have a filter.

And you WON'T tolerate any sandwich line cutters.

Because NOTHING is going to stop you from getting food.

And you'll take your time to enjoy every second of it.

Because you know you'll owe everyone an apology when you're finished.

All because you were hangry.

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