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I stayed in a hotel once where the bathroom floor tiles were reflective. I DEFINITELY did not need to see myself from that angle while attempting to wipe. We now have an inside joke of naming a memoir "Grundle Reflections"

My girlfriend and I were having sex a couple of hours after I ran in a race. My knee gave out and I fell off the bed in the middle of it.

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The beer frother makes me so angry

#4 Cosmo and Wanda think they're crafty

Beat me to it!

#3 Not pictured: the search bar where you can find the file in a second by searching on the file name.

8's not a haiku. It's 5-7-5, people! This is a haiku

The photo for the golden gun is not of the right weapon.

For me, once an attack strikes the first thing that happens to me is I catch my breath, and then often start either breathing too shallowly or hyperventilating. What helps me the most is reinforcements. Don't tell me to think about something else: help me think about something else.… Read More